MYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 6
"Mars settles the feud with the truth: Blood is thicker than water. It also stains."
A warm week's end welcome back to Turfman Industries' esteemed local apparition Mys. Tery, who's been college football game picks via star chart for us this season. Below, please find her Week 6 astrological forecast – as transcribed by our house medium Jamie Kirsten Howard – and please scry responsibly. (If you have no idea what you're looking at, or want to know more about our methodology on this little experiment, start here.)
2026 season record: 22-13.
Outlook for Week 6
What does it matter to fail, if we learn nothing from our loss? While Friday evening hangs on to the last degrees of the old playbook, we awaken Saturday morning to a clean slate. The new Moon is asking all offenses to review what did not prove fruitful while putting defenses in the dark. Those who wish to remain victors must rewind their own tape, as Venus briefly stations direct between retrogrades. Take notes while she’s still willing to talk.
