MYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 10
When your enemy has shared your cradle, it will come as no surprise to see them at your grave.
A warm week's end welcome back to Turfman Industries' esteemed local apparition Mys. Tery, who's been college football game picks via star chart for us this season. Below, please find her Week 10 astrological forecast – as transcribed by our house medium Jamie Kirsten Howard – and please scry responsibly. (If you have no idea what you're looking at, or want to know more about our methodology on this little experiment, start here.)
2026 season record: 35-29.
Outlook for Week 10
Abandon all sense and become immersed in the optimistic. Mars and Jupiter join up in Leo, the Leading Lady of all fire signs. Audience members are advised to buy tickets further from the stage. This conjunction occurs on the South Node, sparking temper tantrums in our talented stars. The Messenger and the Lover still refuse to come out of their dressing rooms. The Moon skips the matinee and saves her drama for the late show. Silence your phones, please. The suspension of disbelief is about to begin.
