MYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 11
As hungry Scorpios struggle to catch their prey, Saturn drops an anvil in their way.
A warm week's end welcome back to Turfman Industries' esteemed local apparition Mys. Tery, who's been college football game picks via star chart for us this season. Below, please find her Week 11 astrological forecast – as transcribed by our house medium Jamie Kirsten Howard – and please scry responsibly. (If you have no idea what you're looking at, or want to know more about our methodology on this little experiment, start here.)
2026 season record: 41-31.
Outlook for Week 11
Returns don’t always guarantee store credit. Mercury the Messenger stations direct after his long retrograde on Friday, with Venus the Lover finally facing forward come Saturday morn. The sky has been asking us to take stock for twenty one days and now our celestial managers want an inventory report. Teams that used this time to review tape without committing to conclusions may now discover clear solutions. A new formation is on the horizon. Readers would be wise to hold on to receipts. Discount defenses at your own peril.
