MYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 3
Cosmic college football picks divined from the ultimate authority
A warm welcome back to Turfman Industries' esteemed local apparition, Mys. Tery, who'll be making star-charted game picks for us this season, as transcribed by our house medium, Jamie Kirsten Howard. Enjoy, and please scry responsibly. (If you have no idea what you're looking at, or want to know more about our methodology on this little experiment, start here.)
2026 season record: 10–4.
Week 3 Outlook
It never does us good to go against our gut. The heavens present us prescriptions, but it is out of their practice scope to force the medicine down our throat. We have two more weeks of a watery Mars before the switch to fiery Leo evaporates emotion-led thinking into steam. Like a resident watching the master physician, the Moon goes void-of-course in Sagittarius on Friday evening before shifting into Capricorn for Saturday’s slate. Readers should brace for a battery of tests with inconclusive results. Mortar meets pestle and grinds together a cure. Can you stomach the side effects?
