CHANNEL 6 CIRCULAR: WHERE TO FIND US IN WEEK 5
Stakeholders: Scroll down to get your login details for Saturday's pregame live chat
Welcome to the Channel 6 Circular, our in-season replacement for TRL. For the 2026 college football season, this Friday newsletter will catch you up on whatever we've been writing this week, as well as let you know where else you can find us writing/chirping this week. You can find last week's circular here.
REPORT TO THE STAKEHOLDERS
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DID YOU KNOW: The Channel 6 Two Things A Week Guarantee ™ is a LIE?? As we enter the second month of the 2026 college football season, the stats tell their own story.
✅ Week 1 Things: 5
✅ Week 2 Things: 3
✅ Week 3 Things: 3
✅ Week 4 Things: 4
✅ Week 5 Things: 4 (pending)
It's true: We are contractually obligated to have delivered you ten (10) Things over the last five weeks, and instead have brought you nineteen (19). We are ... sorry? No, that can't be right. But we are certain of one core truth: Channel 6 was, is, and shall ever remain the best deal on God's green internet. Thank you as always for being a part of our reindeer games. If you missed any of our first three (3!!!!) offerings this week, here they are/were:
Spencer Hall
This week in the Top Whatever: You're goddamn right we ranked Iowa football number one. Florida's in there, too. HOLLY: Sorry y'all, I held him off for as long as I could.
Jamie Howard
We are up to a hilarious 19-9 when picking college football games this season based solely on star charts. We're not making any money off this series, but we sure are having fun proving that "astrology for men" doesn't need to be anything but astrology.
Spencer Hall
We cannot begin to overstate the healing power that "finding a professional streamer to review Mike Tomlin's Minecraft city" has had on our personal psyches this week, and we hope this story does the same for you.
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Here's where else you can find us this week:
🎧 Saturday night's Fullcast After Dark (on Patreon for $4/month)
🎧 Wednesday's episode of the Shutdown Fullcast (free as always)
Those of you on our free email list are about to see a paywall jump; the back half of this newsletter contains the invitation link and details for Thing 4 of Week 5: WEBINAR, our weekly stakeholders-only Saturday morning pregame chat show. If you missed the show last week, you also missed the announcement that our friend Brandi Brown will be joining us as for the remainder of the season. On tap to join us this weekend: Tom McGrath (marching band goss incoming!!) and a mysterious stranger known only to us as "Ryan Nanni."
If you'd like to join a paid tier of Ch6 membership (again, that’s two things a week for either $10 a month or $100 for a year), you can join us for these live hangouts all season long, as well as gain access to everything we put out on Channel 6 platforms PLUS the entire back catalog.
And if this is where we leave you for the week, thanks for reading. Please accept this parting gift of a bird photo:
