TOP WHATEVER, WEEK TWO

How can we trust you to build a program when you can’t even call a protection scheme for yourself, coach?

Thanks to a mostly boneless ACC, we won’t see a properly stress-tested Canes team until the playoff.

The hardworking corn syrup manufactures of middle America don’t turn what used to be hog fodder into a moderately addictive B-Tier Halloween candy just so you can trash it for three microns of internet clout.