MYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 8
Are you content in your containment, or just enjoying the easy meat?
A warm week's end welcome back to Turfman Industries' esteemed local apparition Mys. Tery, who's been college football game picks via star chart for us this season. Below, please find her Week 8 astrological forecast – as transcribed by our house medium Jamie Kirsten Howard – and please scry responsibly. (If you have no idea what you're looking at, or want to know more about our methodology on this little experiment, start here.)
2026 season record: 28-21.
Outlook for Week 8
Must be the season of the switchback. We enter Scorpio season Friday morning, while Venus resumes her walk backward. The planet of love, beauty, money, and pleasure returns to Libra by Sunday. Mercury, the Messenger of the zodiac, joins this dalliance of degeneration at the weekend’s midpoint. Double check game plans and prepare for disarray. What we have not learned from is back for another lesson.
