MYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 7
The ruler of the Underworld tills the depths and sees what can be saved to harvest.
A warm week's end welcome back to Turfman Industries' esteemed local apparition Mys. Tery, who's been college football game picks via star chart for us this season. Below, please find her Week 7 astrological forecast – as transcribed by our house medium Jamie Kirsten Howard – and please scry responsibly. (If you have no idea what you're looking at, or want to know more about our methodology on this little experiment, start here.)
2026 season record: 25-17.
Outlook for Week 7
"All work and no play" is a matter of perspective. While the path may be half-lit, we will regret not walking it. The Moon climbs the sign of the sea-goat and has a task list for your teams. As she rises, she’ll expect answers. Fans will feel the grind just as much as opposing sidelines. We have one week before Mercury begins his retrograde. Offensive coordinators should arrive at the doorstep with tape already reviewed – or face the shadow of self-made defeat.
