MYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 4
Cosmic college football picks, straight from the ultimate authority
A warm welcome back to Turfman Industries' esteemed local apparition Mys. Tery, who has graciously agreed to plot college football game picks via star chart for us this season. Enjoy her Week 4 astrological forecast, as transcribed by our house medium Jamie Kirsten Howard, and please scry responsibly. (If you have no idea what you're looking at, or want to know more about our methodology on this little experiment, start here.)
2026 season record: 16–6.
Outlook for Week 4
The water wheel of the mill begins to turn. Have you enough of a harvest to send to the grind? Fall arrives with the fresh start of Libra season (Mys. Tery’s favorite), but must endure a final pull of the paddle through Mars in Cancer’s muddy waters. Coaches and quarterbacks alike are forewarned of Mercury squaring this already precarious placement, while fans are advised to keep any sharp words to themselves. The Harvest Moon is full and bright Saturday night. She wonders if you brought enough dry wood for the fire?
