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THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK SIX

Hurrying a James Franklin team is like asking a sloth to hurry up in the shitter.

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OXFORD, MISSISSIPPI - SEPTEMBER 19: Head coach Lane Kiffin of the Louisiana State Tigers takes the field before the game against the Mississippi Rebels at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium on Septembe

THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK THREE

JUST FALL DOWN.

STILLWATER, OKLAHOMA - SEPTEMBER 12: Running back KD Jones #20 of the Oklahoma State Cowboys celebrates with the fans as they parade a goal post across the field after defeating the Oregon Du

THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK TWO

Sometimes a rabid three-star transfer cornerback from Rutgers is all anyone needs to save the world.

PISCATAWAY, NEW JERSEY - SEPTEMBER 3: Jahmad Harmon #22 of the UMass Minutemen celebrates his interception against the Rutgers Scarlet Knights during the second half at SHI Stadium on Septemb

THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK ONE