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YOUR CHANNEL 6 2025 PRESEASON PEOPLE'S TEAM IS ...

Rational economics got us in the position we’re in today. Fuck ‘em. America’s Team will survive where science says it shouldn’t, and thrive where sense says it absolutely should not.

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