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THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK THIRTEEN

Hi, this is Spencer, and I’m typing this with thick leather blacksmith’s gloves on so I don’t catch fire.

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THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK FOUR

Eat shit, America; here’s Iowa football.

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THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK THREE

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Sometimes a rabid three-star transfer cornerback from Rutgers is all anyone needs to save the world.