Top Whatever THE 2024 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK EIGHT We like all of these people! Please do not hit them with garbage. Photo by Alex Shuper / Unsplash
THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK EIGHT The hardworking corn syrup manufactures of middle America don’t turn what used to be hog fodder into a moderately addictive B-Tier Halloween candy just so you can trash it for three microns of internet clout.