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THE 2023 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK FOUR

You want that shit back, college football, you’re gonna have to call James Cameron to get it.

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Play the heel, get heel heat, baby!

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THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK FIVE

A sugar beet is not a potato. It does not require love, nor does it have anything to do with the outcome of this game.

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THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK FOUR

Eat shit, America; here’s Iowa football.